Some are polite, respectful, and genuinely interested in the culture they’re visiting. Others, well, let’s just say they make you wish international borders had a “No Jerks Allowed” sign.

So, which countries are guilty of unleashing the worst tourists upon the globe? Buckle up, because we’re about to take a snarky tour around the world’s most cringe-worthy travelers.

10. Germany: The Over-Prepared Overlords

From the land of precision engineering, punctuality, and tourists who treat vacationing like a military operation. German tourists are the ones with the itineraries that account for every minute of the day, including “leisure time” scheduled between 3:45 and 4:15 PM.
They’re the ones at the beach at 6 AM, towels meticulously laid out to claim the best spots, as if colonizing the sand in the name of the Fatherland.
And let’s talk about their obsession with rules. A German tourist will wait for the pedestrian light to turn green even if there’s not a car in sight. They’re the only people who read the entire user agreement before using the hotel Wi-Fi. It’s admirable, but also, chill out, guys.

9. Canada: The Apologetic Attention-Seekers

Oh, Canada, the land of maple syrup, hockey, and tourists who are so nice, it’s actually kind of annoying. Canadian tourists are the ones who will apologize for everything, including things they didn’t do. Bumped into a chair? “Sorry.” Someone steps on their foot? “Sorry.” Volcano erupts? “Sorry, must have been something we said, eh?
But don’t let the politeness fool you. Canadians are attention-seekers. They’re the ones sewing Canadian flags on their backpacks so everyone knows just how friendly and non-American they are. It’s like they’re fishing for compliments, but the only bait they have is their nationality.

8. Australia: The Down Under Overachievers

Australia, the land of kangaroos, Vegemite, and tourists who act like they’re auditioning for a reality show called “Survivor: International Bad Behavior Edition.” Whether it’s trying to ride a statue in Rome or attempting to surf on a sacred monument, Australians take the cake for audacity.
Plus, they come with their own soundtrack: the cacophony of “Oi, Oi, Oi!” echoing through the streets, beaches, and museums. It’s like they’re trying to mark their territory, but instead of a flag, they use the sheer force of their obnoxiousness.

7. France: The Culinary Snobs

Ah, the French, exporting wine, cheese, and tourists who think every other country’s cuisine is a crime against humanity. French tourists are the ones in Italian restaurants asking for the “real” olive oil and in Japanese sushi bars inquiring if the chef has ever actually been to France to learn how to “properly” prepare fish.
And don’t even think about offering them fast food. The look of horror on a French tourist’s face when confronted with a Big Mac is the same look you’d get if you asked them to surrender their passport and become a mime.

6. India: The Bargain-Hunting Swarm

India, the land of Bollywood, spices, and tourists who will haggle over anything and everything. You know that guy arguing with a Venetian gondolier over the price of a two-minute ride? Probably from India. The woman trying to get a discount at the Louvre because she’s a “student of life”? Also likely from India.
And let’s not forget the group selfies. One Indian tourist is a photographer, but a group of Indian tourists is a full-on film crew, complete with directorial advice and multiple retakes. It’s like they’re shooting the next big Bollywood blockbuster, but the only star is their collective ego.

5. Russia: The Vodka-fueled Invaders

Next on our list is Russia, the land of vodka, bears, and tourists who think the world is their personal playground. Russian tourists have a reputation for being loud, boisterous, and let’s not forget, incredibly fond of alcohol. Imagine a group of Russian tourists at an all-inclusive resort in Mexico.
They’re the ones turning the swim-up bar into a vodka-soaked reenactment of “Waterworld,” only with less Kevin Costner and more belly flops.
And let’s talk about their love for fur coats. Yes, Olga, we get it, you have a fur coat, but maybe the Amazon Rainforest isn’t the best place to show it off?

4. United States: The Loud and the Clueless

The good ol’ U.S. of A, exporting freedom, democracy, and tourists who think every country is the 51st state. American tourists are easy to spot: they’re the ones wearing baseball caps, college sweatshirts, and a bewildered expression when they find out not everyone accepts U.S. dollars or speaks English.
And let’s talk about tipping. Americans will tip anyone. Waiter? Tip. Taxi driver? Tip. Random guy who gave them directions? Tip. It’s like they’re playing a never-ending game of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,” but the only prize is awkward social interactions.

3. United Kingdom: The Sunburnt Hooligans

Of course, the Brits. They travel thousands of miles to exotic locations and then spend the entire time in an English pub watching football. British tourists are notorious for their love of alcohol and their inability to handle the sun. Seriously, these guys turn into lobsters faster than you can say “fish and chips
And don’t get us started on the football hooliganism. It’s as if every time England loses a match, British tourists feel the need to console themselves by turning the local square into a scene from “Mad Max,” only with more beer cans and less cool cars.

2. Israel: The Holy Land Commandos

Don’t forget Israel, the land of milk, honey, and tourists who act like they’re on a covert mission from God. Israeli tourists are easy to spot: they’re the ones treating every vacation like it’s a military operation, complete with tactical sandals and cargo shorts filled with enough gadgets to make James Bond jealous.
And let’s talk about the “haggling.” Israelis don’t just haggle; they negotiate like they’re brokering a Middle East peace deal. You’ll find them in a Mexican market arguing over the price of a sombrero as if it were a U.N. resolution.
But what really sets Israeli tourists apart is their ability to turn any social gathering into an impromptu debate club. Whether it’s politics, religion, or the best way to cook shawarma, Israelis have an opinion, and they’re not afraid to share it. Loudly. With everyone. In the middle of a romantic dinner, a beach party, or a funeral.

1. China: The Selfie Stick Conquerors

Hold onto your hats, folks, because China takes the top spot for exporting the most cringe-worthy tourists. Armed with selfie sticks that could double as pole vaults, Chinese tourists are on a mission to document every second of their trip, no matter how inappropriate or inconvenient.
Ever seen someone try to take a selfie with a security guard at the Louvre? Or how about someone chasing a squirrel around Central Park for that perfect Instagram shot? Chances are, they’re from China.
And let’s not forget the infamous “Chinese Tourist Pose”—you know, the one where they jump into the air like they’ve just won the lottery, the Olympics, and a lifetime supply of dumplings all at once. It’s cute the first time. The 47th time? Not so much.
By the time they’re done, you’ll wish the Great Wall of China was built to keep them in, not others out.

So there you have it, folks. The next time you’re on vacation and you see a group of tourists acting like they’ve just escaped from a zoo, you’ll know exactly which country to blame. But let’s be honest, no matter where you’re from, the key to being a good tourist is simple: don’t be a jerk. Too bad that’s easier said than done.